
French fries just make you happy. And fat. But happiness is worth the fat. Unless you are Emily and have stopped eating fries all together. Criminal.


You gotta dip it in the fry sauce...obviously. And then just shove as much as you can at one time. I've never been a one at a time fry eater. I always eat at least two if not three at a time. I even like eating two chips a time with salsa. My favorite chips are the ones that have been fried together like stacked 4 or 5 high. Yummy.


Then you stick the bag on your head hoping that at least one more will fall out. Like checking your food bag to make sure that any didn't fall out when you took out your fry bag. And then you just eat straight fry sauce...if you're from Utah. :) Utahan's love that fry sauce. I'm not a lover of all fry sauces. My fave is from Red Robin. Sometimes they just have too much mayonnaise. Really I just love ketchup....or ranch. Ranch is really best. Brings back memories of the bowling alley when I was a kid. In case you didn't know this fact about me, my sisters and I were all on a Saturday morning bowling league. I won't lie...we were pretty good. Occasionally my mom would splurge for french fries but we were commanded NEVER to eat them with our bowling hand. Greasy hands plus bowling just never mixes well. I had a denim jacket that my mom sewed all of my bowling patches on and someone stole it from the softball fields. Who would want a denim jacket with tons of bright ugly bowling patches on it!?!?! Someone from Oroville who is white trash. Who knew french fries could bring back so many memories?










































